Archive for August 7th, 2006

Reds dealt out early in first game of key Cards series

Monday, August 7th, 2006

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Liriano has arm discomfort after Tigers pound him

Monday, August 7th, 2006

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About That ESCAPE FROM EARTH Rumor…

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Hi, everyone. “Moriarty” here with some Rumblings From The Lab…

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CALDWELL’S WWE RAW REPORT 8/7: Ongoing “virtual time” coverage of live show

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Edge attacked Trish then Lita speared Trish. Carlito ran down to make the save, but he took a spear from Edge for good measure. Edge and Lita backed out of the ring. Ross said Cena is in the building.

How Hezbollah Readied for War

Monday, August 7th, 2006

STEVEN ERLANGER and RICHARD A. OPPEL Jr.: Hezbollah has sharply improved its arsenal and strategies in the six years since Israel abruptly ended its occupation of southern Lebanon. [New York Times]

Short Ends: More On Mel And 80-Proof Truth Serum

Monday, August 7th, 2006

· We thought you might enjoy this video of another voodoo-espousing pointyhead trying to make you believe that booze couldn’t make Mel Gibson say things that he didn’t believe. Resist the…

Paris Hilton Says Outrageous Thing To Get Attention

Monday, August 7th, 2006

Her mouth might tell British GQ that she’s not getting off first base for a year, but every other body part secretly whispers to the world that Greek Shipping Heir Bukkake Party XXIV Starring Paris…

Michael Jackson Claims Lawyers Of Unspecified Ethnicity Out To Get Him

Monday, August 7th, 2006

As Michael Jackson continues to traverse the European countryside in his ongoing quest to find a chateau that can accomodate the amenities his growing family requires–Coca Cola-filled moats,…

‘Good chance’ that Goodell’s the guy to lead NFL

Monday, August 7th, 2006

There’s a “good chance” that Tuesday’s the day Roger Goodell will be elected the NFL’s new commissioner. Len Pasquarelli worked the room outside Chicago and explains why owners think elevating Goodell is the right way to go.

Independent team to ‘juice’ fans when Canseco in town

Monday, August 7th, 2006

An independent league baseball team will host “Juice Box Night” when Jose Canseco comes to town.

MOJO MITCHELL’S RAW 8/7: First ever “Virtual Time” stream of Kings, Knees, Pediatrics…

Monday, August 7th, 2006

We start with a look at Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, then Mr. McMahon and Shane McMahon, decked out in King regalia…

Anthrax Mailer Remains at Large

Monday, August 7th, 2006

The mysterious figure who dropped four deadly, anthrax-filled letters into the mail in October 2001 made it relatively easy for the government to save lives. [Knight-Ridder]