Archive for October 1st, 2007

Playoffs: He Didn’t Touch The Plate, But Hey: Thus, It Goes

Monday, October 1st, 2007

We are not sure if that was a home run in the early innings or not — we think it probably was — but we know that he was safe at home plate. At a certain level, we can’t help but think it was a…

Source: Schoeneweis sent steroids; he denies it

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Mets reliever Scott Schoeneweis has been linked to an Internet pharmacy that shipped steroids without seeing patients.

Mutombo, 41, returns to Rockets for 17th season

Monday, October 1st, 2007

The Houston Rockets signed Dikembe Mutombo to a one-year contract on Monday, extending the 41-year-old center’s NBA career into a 17th season.

Bears coach says Griese ‘is our quarterback, yes’

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Lovie Smith says the Bears are sticking with Brian Griese despite rough outing against Detroit.

Blackwater Involved in 195 Shootings

Monday, October 1st, 2007

U.S. security contractor Blackwater was involved in at least 195 shooting incidents in Iraq since 2005, said a congressional report on Monday that also panned the State Department’s oversight of the company.

2o2p: Back to MLG

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Over a year ago Profanity, a 2old2play clan, went to MLG Dallas to play Halo 2 against the best in the gaming business. Profanity gave a valiant effort but came up short, being knocked out of competition in the second round. This year, Four Burst Kill (known as FbK) made an attempt at the pro circuit in Orlando Florida. Here is our story…

Webber says no to Greece, wants to be a Piston

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Chris Webber said Monday that he will not be accepting a lucrative offer to finish his career in Greece and revealed the Pistons are the only team he can see himself playing for,

Short Ends: Oprah’s Male Viewers Learn About Their Bodies

Monday, October 1st, 2007

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· Earlier today, guest Oprah genitorturer Dr. Oz demonstrated the proper technique for ball-busting. There’s a good chance you’re not going to watch…

Breaking All The Rules Dept: Our uneducated guess as to why the judge …

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Our uneducated guess as to why the judge forced Britney Spears to relinquish custody of her kids to Kevin Federline proved true, as Spears reportedly ignored every Britney Rule the court laid out for…

Receiver-needy Redskins sign veteran McCardell

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Keenan McCardell signed with the Washington Redskins on Monday, adding depth to a team with only one healthy wideout who has caught a pass this year.

To Bone Or Not To Bone: Pondering The ‘Tell Me’ Question: How Much Fucking Do We Really Need To See?

Monday, October 1st, 2007

After previously teasing us with the kind of reconstructed-hip-shattering, hot sexagenarian action we haven’t seen on premium cable since we caught a late-night Cinemax presentation of Emanuelle:…

Kobe ‘ready to play’

Monday, October 1st, 2007

There was some uncertainty regarding Kobe Bryant’s presence at media day Monday, and it increased after the entire Los Angeles Lakers’ roster except Bryant hit the floor for preseason promos and interviews shortly after the scheduled 10 a.m. start.