Archive for August 1st, 2008

Wii-deprivation drives man to kidnap himself

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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Sure, Wii is great and all, but we’re guessing a man in China who tried to extort $1,400 from his parents by “kidnapping” himself and demanding a ransom after they refused to buy him a “Nintendo computer” was probably a little too infatuated with Ninty’s white box. The man, (who we’re hoping is more of a “boy,”) apparently hired two men to kidnap him, and was arrested after he withdrew his own ransom from an ATM. Genius. Quick tip, kids: real tennis, bowling, golf, and boxing are almost as much fun as Wii Sports, believe it or not — and they involve just slightly less jail time.

[Via Wii Fanboy]

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Twins call up Liriano, release Hernandez, Monroe

Friday, August 1st, 2008

The Minnesota Twins have promoted pitcher Francisco Liriano from Triple-A and cut pitcher Livan Hernandez and outfielder Craig Monroe.

Karstens, Pirates’ bullpen combine to blank Cubs

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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Nadal reaches semifinals, poised to become No. 1

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Rafael Nadal made a change at the top inevitable Friday by advancing to the semifinals of the Cincinnati Masters. He beat Nicolas Lapentti 7-6 (3), 6-1 for his 32nd straight win, setting up a seismic shift in the world rankings.

Santana blanks Yankees in Angels’ 5th straight win

Friday, August 1st, 2008

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Yao apologizes for comments about Artest’s past

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Yao Ming has quickly squashed any potential rift that could have developed with new teammate Ron Artest prior to the volatile forward’s arrival in Houston.

Smoking Ban Credited with Fewer Heart Attacks

Friday, August 1st, 2008

The number of hospital admissions for heart attacks went down 17 percent after a smoking ban on all enclosed public places went into effect in Scotland in 2006, according to a study published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Singh takes lead over Mickelson at Bridgestone

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Without the world’s No. 1 player around, Vijay Singh and Phil Mickelson brought some star power Friday to the final World Golf Championship of the year.

Ow Shia’s Hand [The Clip Show]

Friday, August 1st, 2008

· Shia LeBeouf (not to mention his truck, his hand, his reputation and Transformers 2) has had better weeks.
· A 5.4 earthquake left us both shaken and stirred.
· The Dark Cock Knight ended its…

Reinstatement on hold as Favre mulls Pack’s offer

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Brett Favre’s reinstatement to the NFL was held up again Friday.

AFL-CIO: McCain Strikes a Gusher

Friday, August 1st, 2008

AFL-CIO Blog: It must be gratifying for Sen. John McCain to know that his sudden flip-flop to support Big Oil’s long-held dream of offshore drilling is tapping into some of the deepest pockets on the planet.

When Fanboys Attack: A ‘Dark Knight’ Critic-Death Threat Roundup [Frenzies]

Friday, August 1st, 2008

The backlash to the Dark Knight backlash isn’t exactly news — not after two weeks and almost $400 million dollars silencing even the most vehement of the film’s critics. But today we direct our…